It was the day of Rakhi. This time my sister was not going to visit our place as she had planned to host all the bhai-behens from her in-laws family, at her home. Being aware about this situation, I reach her home on time – I mean, directly at lunch time, and with no surprise - only to be received by new faces with staring eyes but wide smiles. The confusion was evident.
“Hello Rupesh.... Why so late?........... He is my cousin”, came a happy familiar voice from somewhere inside and I then confidently (or still reluctantly?) dragged my feet, straight into bed-room and guess what? This space too was hijacked by few strangers, but this time – the very beautiful and adorable ones – Children!!
“Maaamaaaaa.....!” and here comes my bhaanjaa (Jash) running to me, and then pulling me into his new gang, while proudly showing his Rakhis and gifts he had given to his sisters. The energy and enthusiasm quickly connects us and I was now Mama to all the bacchha-party there J Most of them were toddlers and hence watching them talk and play is a fantastic amusement, in itself and even a good learning for me, quite often. So I decide to lie down, to enjoy this free entertainment, while scrolling through my handset.
But soon I felt someone is whispering to me -- “Mama, do you have games in your phone?”
Jash knows by now that I don’t have games on my handset and so he never comes to me for that. So I was surprised hearing this voice. I turn around and find my ‘new niece’ sitting beside me; the quest for game was clearly visible in the tiny eyes and polite tone of this 9-year old, but sadly, I had to disappoint her with a No. I also noticed that she was done with playing with other toddlers, who were now highly engrossed in ‘pakdaa-pakdee’ J
“Do you watch cartoons?”
“Mummy is not allowing to turn on TV”
“Why?”
“She insists, they want to talk and there is already too much noise at home.”
I so much wished to tell her that chit-chat of these adults was audible even at the staircase. But then something strikes me all of a sudden and I modulate my voice.
“You know, I don’t have games. But I have another interesting thing in my phone.”
“What?”
“Guess. You already know it.”
She jumped back near me with eyes stuck on the screen. I open the calculator app and she shouts immediately --
“It’s calculator! I know that. “
I was kind of aware of this response, but still I was somehow confident of taking it ahead in some way to amuse her (or perhaps ‘us’? :-) How can kids be unaware of this interesting tool – calculator esp. when they are constantly navigating in their parents’ gadgets? ‘Interesting’ I say because I have realized, it is indeed interesting to the children of, at least, school-goers. (Do you know why?) I still remember how I and my friend enjoyed in taking the pocket calculators (even the fancy ones with beep sounds or flashing LEDs) in our schools, of course secretly. In fact, I was even once scolded my Mathsteacher for doing so. Silly or funny it may sound, but I and my friend often sat on the last bench to playthe number crunching race ‘using calculator’ J And I, almost always used to lose!
Anyways, focus the camera on my ‘new niece’ now.
“Yes, I too knew that you would knew it.”
“You know, yesterday it was my maths test and I got 9/10”, while saying this she even grabbed the phone (calci) from my hand.
“Oh good, you just lost one mark.”
“I did a silly mistake.” I loved her ‘cursing’ expressions while she said this. But I wonder, if those were originally hers J
“Hmmm...What mistake?”
“I did a mistake in subtraction sum.”
(The rhyming ‘s’ sounded so sweet in her voice that I did not bother to correct her math-vocab at this point.)
“Can you try that on calculator now?”
She was already exploring the ‘new’ calculator. So I thought, probably it would be easy for her to work on this question/idea that I threw at her.
“I don’t remember the question now.”
“Oh ok. Was it a difficult problem?”
“It was with borrow.”
I guess some of you might have already identified yourself with her situation. Even I smiled on hearing this, and really wanted to tell her that – I understand dear. It’s not your problem. It’s not your mistake, if you are getting confused. But instead, I chose something else --
“Can I give you one problem?”
“Yes, but I will do that on calculator. Not with pen and paper.”
“Of course, yes!”
“You are allowed to use the machine!”
“Machine? This is not the machine. This is a calculator!”
And this reminded me of.... 3 idiots! Remember the humorous argument between Rancho and his teacher on his first engineering class.
“50-20”
“That’s so easy. I can even do this even orally. It’s 30”, and while saying this she pressed the numbers and showed me the answer. I could see, she was unhappy with this ‘easy’ question. In fact, I too ‘hate’ giving ‘easy’ questions to students, as much as ‘they hate’ solving ‘easy’ questions.
“Fine. Tell me what 5-2 is?” (This one was, of course, for teasing her ;-)
“And now, she was furious -- I am not in 1st standard. Give me difficult sum.”
“Oh..Ok. Check 2-5” (I swear, I don’t know how this slipped out of my mouth. Perhaps, because of her challenge?)
“What? 2-5 is not possible!” She said to me with confidence, that it is a wrong question.
“Well, can you check this on Calculator?”
Her typing was no-less than a real climax for me now. I don’t know what was she thinking, but I was much more anxious to see her response.